Juteux's Weblog

October 28, 2008, 7:42 pm
Filed under: random

I WANT TO GROW FAT!

i’m drop dead gorgeous serious, i want to be fat fat and FAT!

okay i’m weighting 60kg and standing at 176cm.
the rest should be 32A? 30 and 36?!
60kg with my height is actually a good stats, neither fat nor skinny.
fine with that BUT i want to look fatter chubbier plump-er (not the one who repair water pipe) in appearance.
wil look better, you see. not just my teeth.

i dont know what’s wrong, i just cant be fat
not that i have probia for food or skipped meals
i eat a lot actually, more than you you and you?
you eat mac’s burger then i would be eating carl’s burger.
you get my point, and you know what on average i would have 3 buffets a month.
this month i had 6 so far.
eat and calculate at the same time whether it’s worth the price already.
haven? continue eat and eat.
HAHAHAH
most ppl are like this really.

so i googled ‘how to grow fat’, wiki and even youtube.
thought i could sourced like ‘monster receipe to be fat’
or some ‘newbie to gaining fats’ or best ‘novel of a fat boy’.

oh i came across one, they think we are stupid or dumb.
it goes like this; one instant way to be fat is ..
5 packets of cheese every morning, 6 bowls of mutton soup in noon
they practically spelled it out that way with the word ‘swallow’
coolness, that’s more like ‘one instant way to die now’

did i mentioned why i want to be fat?
hmm because i want to grow bigger in size, it would be nicer too at least for a guy.
so for now, interested slimming center can approach me for endorsement,
the ‘after product’

alright i am off to watch ‘Super Size Me’
if you know how to grow fat, tell me