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i intend to make this post the most emotional post of mine
but that duffle bag (bringing to tekong) of mine on the floor is stil empty
oh shit, it’s 10.19pm and i stil cant find my colgate.

it’s so fast, i am like superman for the past few weeks, magicman for a night (hah), cam whore as thou camera gonna get extinct the next second. okay i wont miss my hair, it’s not nice anyway. i wil try to like my new look, i think bald is cool and i could have more excuses for not washing my hair. hahah

actually i am rather excited bout tmr. i wonder how’s like inside. heard many stories bout it, so i wanna feel it myself. hahah dont you know i going disneyland tomorrow? wake up boy, okay i’ll fight for my country! i mean i have somewhere i wish to be posted to.

okay come back to my birthday celebrations, i want to say a BIG THANK YOU!  for the 3 celebrations.  you boys and girls just make me realise i’m loved (this sound abit gay but yeah deep down u’re appreciated!) those handmade presents spent hrs doing, and gifts that killed numerous brain juice. THEY ARE JUST SO WONDERFUL! seriously speaking there isnt one that i dislike. i hope those that cant make it for any of my celebrations, pls dont feel bad. it’s not that we wont be meeting anymore, we can meet fiveteen days from now! and it gonna be your treat then! XD 

and those meetups after my celebrations, it’s just so nice. hah send me those photos yay?

takecare folks! till then.. (:

hahahah wait, if you have any birthday wishes for me from now to 11th! comment me here! it be sweet to see them.

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!
LET IT BE A WONDERFUL RIDE FOR 2009

 xoxo (hah!)

HALLOWEEENNN Zouk was insane.

IT’S FINALLY HERE YO!
I SHOUTED WHEN I RECEIVED
“MUMMY, I GOT IT I GOT IT”
THOSE WHO KNOW ME WELL, WIL KNOW HOW WORRIED I GOT WHEN I HAVENT RECEIVE AND HOW HAPPY I WIL BE IF I RECEIVED.

HAHAHAH
I ZIPAPALA AWAY THE DATE I BE ENLISTING
SHALL KEEP IT A SECRET FOR THE TIME BEING

I WANT TO GROW FAT!

i’m drop dead gorgeous serious, i want to be fat fat and FAT!

okay i’m weighting 60kg and standing at 176cm.
the rest should be 32A? 30 and 36?!
60kg with my height is actually a good stats, neither fat nor skinny.
fine with that BUT i want to look fatter chubbier plump-er (not the one who repair water pipe) in appearance.
wil look better, you see. not just my teeth.

i dont know what’s wrong, i just cant be fat
not that i have probia for food or skipped meals
i eat a lot actually, more than you you and you?
you eat mac’s burger then i would be eating carl’s burger.
you get my point, and you know what on average i would have 3 buffets a month.
this month i had 6 so far.
eat and calculate at the same time whether it’s worth the price already.
haven? continue eat and eat.
HAHAHAH
most ppl are like this really.

so i googled ‘how to grow fat’, wiki and even youtube.
 thought i could sourced like ‘monster receipe to be fat’
or some ‘newbie to gaining fats’ or best ‘novel of a fat boy’.

oh i came across one, they think we are stupid or dumb.
it goes like this; one instant way to be fat is .. 
5 packets of cheese every morning, 6 bowls of mutton soup in noon
they practically spelled it out that way with the word ‘swallow’
coolness, that’s more like ‘one instant way to die now’

did i mentioned why i want to be fat?
hmm because i want to grow bigger in size, it would be nicer too at least for a guy. 
so for now, interested slimming center can approach me for endorsement,
the ‘after product’

alright i am off to watch ‘Super Size Me’
if you know how to grow fat, tell me

if i am the bear, i wil do that too.
eh is that a bear?

been in and out of gym, shooting hoops and spending like nobody business on dont-know-what this week. oh and i know this – drank like 6 times of starbucks in these 7 days and bought 2kg of famous amos cookies and realised i cant really bite them when i reached home. i mean can but i chose to be careful hahah and dad brought it down to office the next day. aiya you want eat say la, who cares you are reading anot. lol

WILL BE WORKING FOR SEAB FROM 3RD – 9TH OCT.

(FRI) Bumpy but fun – drivers give their verdict on Singapore + exclusive vedict by blogger.

Fernando Alonso, Renault (1st, 1m 45.654s):
“The first day of work has gone well. The circuit is interesting, very bumpy in places, especially into turn number 7, and we have to keep an eye on that because it can become a problem. In terms of the lighting, when I walked the track I was impressed, but behind the wheel at 300 km/h some parts of the track are a bit dark. But despite that, this is an amazing opportunity for the spectators to attend a night race and I am satisfied with my day.”

Lewis Hamilton, McLaren (2nd, +0.098s):
“Through certain corners there was lots of bottoming, and when you hit a bump it would throw the car around quite a bit – but it’s an amazing venue. On my first proper run, I managed to find a half-decent line – but the car was still bottoming in places. I was able to get more comfortable with the car; on first impressions, there seems to be quite a lot of grip on the track, so you can brake quite late into the slower corners. It’s a very physical circuit – more than I expected, actually. You need to put a lot of work into the car to get a good lap – I’d say it requires double the energy of Monaco over a single lap. One lap around here is like two laps of Monaco!”

Felipe Massa, Ferrari (3rd, +0.139s):
“A positive day. This is only the start of the weekend and there is still a lot of work to do, but we have got off on the right foot. The car is handling well, especially on the harder tyres, but we know track conditions will improve so it is too early to draw conclusions. Visibility is not a problem. The entry and exit to the pit lane could turn out to be a bit critical in the race. In general, the track surface has a lot of grip but in some points there are some bumps that are a bit of a pain. I think we will be competitive: whether we will be more or less so than our rivals, I cannot yet say. It is a street circuit which means you have to concentrate all the time as there is no margin for error.”

Heikki Kovalainen, McLaren (4th, +0.143s):
“To be honest, racing under the lights wasn’t really a problem. The track was quite bumpy. Perhaps we should also look at the pit entry – it could be quite difficult if a driver decides to pull into the pits at the last minute. However, everything else about the track is fine. The visibility was fine, to be honest – I don’t think it really makes any difference for the drivers. Same with the bumps, we’ll get used to them very fast. This place has got some difficult corners but I quite like all the sectors. It was quite a busy session today and the traffic made it a bit difficult to pull a clear lap together but it feels good when you get it right.”

Nico Rosberg, Williams (5th, +0.510s):
“In general I think we can be quite happy with our performance today. We have started well and I feel quite confident that we can have a good weekend. Of course there is some way to go to see how we will shape up with the competition around us. As far as the track is concerned, it is a lot of fun to drive but it is however incredibly bumpy, so much so you could even get a headache! But, importantly, the track is safe and the visibility under the lights is absolutely fine. The organisers have done an amazing job and I think everybody will have a great weekend.”

Eugene Ong (Blogger)
“Singapore is all hyped up for this f1. The visibility is good, the circuit is in good shape and day 1 was a good start. Drivers are getting comfortable with the track and indeed the organisers did a great job here. ‘BUMPY’ was the word used by the drivers, but come on there wont be any challenge or risk if that word is not in the track. It’s a test of adaptation and a matter of skills and i would say the race on sunday would defintely be a good show. Show your wares, drivers!”

I am still thinking why i aint in the event.

kind of disappointed i am not part of the f1 event. it is a big thing to me, i mean like cmon it’s either now or never, there wont be f2 f3.  have lobangs actually but it’s like either be some showgirl, racequeen or those girls to party and miggle with the vips. but the pay is damn good, you could buy a gucci wallet just by working a day.

so i got bored at home and play with my WII. WAHAHAH who says i dont have WII?

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(excuse me! is that a wii?) hahah this is damn old school siol. i remembered getting this for my birthday 7yrs ago and i felt like the happiest boy in the world then. and you know what, my PS one WII is really like brand new condition. hahah it wil only come to use on ..

*chinese new year*
little cousins: korkor eug, can we play your playstation?
eug: call me handsome first. HAHAHAH
little cousins: *roll eyes* ok handsome!

i tend to blog like a kid even i found it childish sometimes, just to have that silly smile of yours. (it might not appeal to all) but you guys should know i’m not to that extend in real life. kind of worry if everyone’s perception was that. and juteux is 1mth old. with a counter of 753 unique visits (:

ramly burger was what i could think of first in pasa malam. i guess it’s either you love it or hate it. i could finish one in like 3-5mins? so most prolly i like it.

but for the fact how it was cooked, dont it just turn you off? yes it sure turned me off, because i always turned away not hoping to see how they done it. you can imagine those cutlery they used, how many zillion years later they wash it. i could also imagine if those were to be left untouch, the whole family of cockroaches sure to come even their ah ma who have crawling difficulties. i’m not yet done.

and they used the utensil to dig scratch peel those remainding particles and next moment you see them using it back to squeeze those dirty oil into your patty. how nice is that. oh and it’s no longer at 2.50, it has gone up to 3. that was fine with me but i came across this lad, dont know he is stupid or stupid. but he was amazingly cute. he asked ‘hey bang, how much ramly?’  ‘3bucks already?, oh then can you pick a bigger egg for me? *pointing to the tray of eggs* HAHAH i am sure the burger man didnt catch what he meant. he continued ‘aei give me that egg’ *second row from the left* so it triggered me to look, but its no different from the rest can. that made him happier, you are sure to laugh if you are there.

i am seriously crazy, can anyone ever blog like this over a burger? so girls please dont find such a husband infuture. lol

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hiyee i am done with most of the events in sep! i have to stay home for the next week or so, just took out a small scale web designing for this online shop. and they had agreed on 400 on completion! weet! alright lets have more meetups after that! (:

reminder for myself.

there’s not much difference between a T-shirt that costs 50bucks and one that’s priced at 500bucks. Essentially, what consumers are paying for is the ‘brand’ of the T-shirt – the basic cost of the T-shirt doesn’t vary too widely. However, if a particular series of T-shirts is a ‘limited edition’ or a ‘collaboration with international artists’, the cost of these tees escalates sharply. This is because collaborations usually entail paying the artists a fee. This fee is in turn transferred to the consumers and thus you get a premium price. While ‘limited edition’ usually means an exclusive and limited run, it’s also one way raking in profits by making the consumers think they now own a unique piece of clothing. The perceived value of the humble T-shirt goes into paying for the marketing exercise as well as the fees for the artist.

the question, is brand important to you?

BIANG! I swear i could finish 2 of these for breakfast! damn appealing la coated with maple syrup. look at how thick the egg is? fattening but who cares It’s just so just so just so dum dee dee dum SIMPLY INDESCRIBABLE! LOL anyone try it yet?

made an iphone reservation last time with singtel, not getting it anymore. the reservation is for priority get, it’s transferable. anyone interested, let me know (:

i always wanted to start a band with a lead singer, lead and bass guitarists and drumster. (childhood ambition) hahah on a second thought the stage might collapse, drum stick broke, guitar caught fire and what could happen to the mic? now that’s WII rock band!

wii rock band is the shit yo! playing with real instruments peripherals, drums, lead & bass guitars. it comes with a MIC for the lead singer too. a good list of rock songs for you to choose from. i tell you this the perfect game to make noise with your friends. noise level could be adjusted by your remote control hahah.

alright going elliot’s house soon for rock band. oh btw he’s serving NS and come on he just bought that?

 
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went for a morning jog at mount faber and down henderson waves.